All this shit on this page is just to get you in the mood for Holloween.

8 crappy things I made up


1) If you are under 10, and you are going out for holloween by yourself, your a born to be looser.

2) If you are 15 years or older and you are dressing up for holloween, and going Trick-or-treating by your self, or even with a friend. You seek despretily for help!

3) If you have a young/small kid and you dress-up to take him/her out, than you have an excuss.

4) If you are lazy and you dont take your kid out and he or she comes back with blood and bruses with no candy. Than HAHA!

5) If you have a kid and you are still taking him/her out at the age of 12, than your kid is either a late-bloomer, or you are one fucked up parent.

6) If your 10years and up, and you are smoking weed, than your cool. If your 10years and down, and smoking up, than by the time you reach HighSchool, you wont need to toke no more. Your stoned for life!

7) If you are 12 years old and want your parents to come with you, than your a fuckin looser! that aint going to get any until you find a hooker, and you will pay 10 times the amount cause its your first time and you think shes that good.

8) If your 15 and up, I say go jack some little kid candy. First, get a knife, A Sharp one, then when the kids are walking, slit there candy bag, and all the candyfalls out. And if you want to do it the old fashion way, than just go upto them and grab it, and Run!